Submitted 2016-06-08 11:07:23
<Aasanisse>Hvis jeg trykker tre ganger på volumknappen på headsettet dukker det opp en sexy kvinnestemme som sier "between 5 and 11 hours of playtime"
<Aasanisse>ehhhh. ok? hjemme hos deg eller hjemme hos meg?
Submitted 2016-05-04 11:56:24
<Tor>>u snake
<ivar>᷂ combining snake below, ⺒ cjk radical snake, 𝧜 signwriting movement-floorplane wave snake, snake
<eternaleye>I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin' Basic Multilingual Plane
Submitted 2016-05-02 14:33:41
<Erik>is enjoying the bank holiday
<Erik>by writing rust
<trilobite17>I thought rust had been written already.
Submitted 2016-04-25 15:07:27
<ttmrichter>PHP is a brilliant language. You know when dealing with someone who likes it that they're incompetents who cannot be trusted with a keyboard.
<ttmrichter>It's one of the best developer filters ever created.
<ttmrichter>PHP is the English of programming languages.
<ttmrichter>It's a broken mess and if the only language you speak is that one, you're probably an inbred idiot. :D
<>ttmrichter counts down to the outrage.
Submitted 2016-03-16 18:44:48
<nicholas>OpenStack er "the final boss in the sysadmin game" ;-)
Submitted 2016-02-10 13:27:45
<|Netti|>vaskeklut: hvem er skumlere enn Hufsa?
Submitted 2015-12-17 09:47:52
<Kristian>"The Force Awakens"
<Kristian>"The force needs five more minutes" *snooze*
Submitted 2015-12-11 13:52:26
<Neffi>I don't understand all the complaints about Jason
<Neffi>I mean, most of the shit out there is even more awful
<Neffi>haven't we gotten used to everything being just terrible?
Submitted 2015-12-09 15:58:10
<ole>men du bare adda gateway under bond0.6 då?
<tor>nei eg skreiv "route add default gw"
<tor>alt eg gjorde
<ole>tar ikkje init skript det sjølv når gw er definert i interfaces?`
<tor>jo, men software er software
<tor>software er bøgga drit
Submitted 2015-12-09 10:58:20
<pok>There once was a man called Poettering
<pok>Whose audio code was stuttering
<pok>He just said f*ck that,
<pok>I'll put on a new hat
<pok>and now the whole system is tottering.