BETA
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:45:37
rintin: so I fried my dads motherboard today
rintin: apparently I wasn't grounded...
rintin: now I am
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:45:25
<Shakeman>holy christ, there is a hurricane Beta too?
<Linkin>yeah, its in development..
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:45:03
<RastaJew>when a girl says she has no new nude pics and you ask for her old ones dont say "the older the better"
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:44:35
<Kristof>What's black and has 27 tits??
<Kristof>The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.
<Kristof>Tragic
<seymansey>oh god
<seymansey>thats bad
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:44:22
<SlasherX>#php is all communist based
* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php
<Ballig>Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank
<Ballig>You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:43:54
<RaZ>I should burn my windows ME CD
<Thrawn>no piracy
<RaZ>I mean BURN it
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:43:42
<DIguana>Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:43:35
<Mr_BoGgLeS>she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey>well boggles
<Mousey>if she thinks im edible
<Mousey>she probably is fat
<Mousey>i have no fat on me
<Mousey>eating me would be like going on a diet
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:43:26
<TrashCanB0B>Oregon
<snowchyld>isnt orgeon a cookie ?
<snowchyld>wait
<snowchyld>thats an oreo
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:42:36
<spazzer>i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer>what the FUCK