Submitted 2016-09-30 09:25:04
<Sesse>xt: denne vitsen er for deg: «I guess Zalgo text is what can happen if you focus on character development over telling a story.»
Submitted 2014-05-15 21:54:48
<fisk>jeg er ikke rasist, jeg bare liker ikke folk som ser annerledes ut enn meg
<Kvakkerak>Du liker ikke pene mennesker?
<fisk>jeg går hjem
Submitted 2014-05-17 13:06:18
<xtff>adele ♥
<p2al>en voksen mann kan jo ikke sitte og høre på ei dundre på 23 år synge om tapt kjærlighet
<xtff>bare bitter du fordi aldri fant kjærligheten
<p2al>finner den hver gang jeg ser i speilet
Submitted 2014-05-17 21:34:38
<xtff>"Short people. When you've finished using a car, put the fucking seat back, so humans can use it afterwards."
<Ixan>xtff: dama får deng om hun ikke stiller setet tilbake i min posisjon!
<Ixan>kjekt med slike innstillingsknapper da, sånn at man alltid får sin seteposisjon
<xtff>trudde du var gnome-fan?
Submitted 2014-05-17 13:01:20
<dinosys>doing stuff like this in bash is more fun though
<dinosys>as no one else i work with understand any of that stuff at all
<dinosys>more +respects for me
<xtff>dinosys: if they have respect for you, imagine how they would feel about me
<xtff>awwwww yeahhhh
<dinosys>yeah man
<dinosys>you would be a god among men here
<xtff>not just there
<Eleccy>hey hey hey, what has been said about feeding egos
<dinosys>walked into that one
<Ixan>Eleccy: ssssshh, we're trying to see if we get an integer rollover error
<xtff>OM NOM NOM
<xtff>Ixan: my ego can't be stored as integer
<Ixan>maybe he turns into an emokid at -32000 egopoints
<xtff>what do you mean "turns into" :)
<N`Grath>xtff: your ego can't be stored in an integer because it's irrational
Submitted 2015-01-07 23:05:56
<ch>du minner meg om kompisene mine når jeg var liten ... de sa at Anne (som jeg altså er gift med) var en irc-bot. :(
<mona>giftet du deg med en irc-bot? O.O
Submitted 2014-05-17 21:30:57
<p2al>vitsen å drikke kaffe hvis den ikke koster 40-50kr og andre ikke kan se hva du drikker?
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:44:22
<SlasherX>#php is all communist based
* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php
<Ballig>Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank
<Ballig>You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though
Submitted 2014-06-13 23:10:15
<miasma>e.g. if i make a butt plug, as a gpl style developer i might say you can't use this butt plug when raping children. a bsd user would say it's unethical or retarded to enforce stupid rules on people
Submitted 2014-05-15 20:43:35
<Mr_BoGgLeS>she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey>well boggles
<Mousey>if she thinks im edible
<Mousey>she probably is fat
<Mousey>i have no fat on me
<Mousey>eating me would be like going on a diet