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Submitted 2014-05-15 20:44:22
<SlasherX>#php is all communist based
* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php
<Ballig>Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank
<Ballig>You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though
Submitted 2014-05-16 23:59:23
<Sui88>67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl>i belong with the other 13%
Submitted 2016-10-27 18:20:25
<Sesse>first they came for the escape key, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a vi user
Submitted 2016-06-08 11:07:23
<Aasanisse>Hvis jeg trykker tre ganger på volumknappen på headsettet dukker det opp en sexy kvinnestemme som sier "between 5 and 11 hours of playtime"
<Aasanisse>ehhhh. ok? hjemme hos deg eller hjemme hos meg?
Submitted 2014-05-17 12:46:56
<si-m1>php likner ikke på c
<si-m1>php ligner på C og perl i en blender
Submitted 2016-09-06 10:37:32
<Mogget>NetCraWlr: Vinduet sto åpent bak skjermen din på kontoret. Kom et vindpust og åpnet vinduet på en slik måte at den ene skjermen din gikk rett ned for telling.
<einarjh>
<Mogget>Jeg så etter og den ser hel og fin ut. Ingen åpenbare skader på dne.
<einarjh>Ironisk. Han er på Hawaii, hvor det er syklon-varsel.
<einarjh>Og PC-en hans på Gjøvik blir tatt av vinden.
Submitted 2015-01-13 15:30:22
<farke>Hørt om den nye elektronika-nattklubben i Skjåk?
<farke>Elektroskjåk
Submitted 2014-05-17 13:01:20
<dinosys>doing stuff like this in bash is more fun though
<dinosys>as no one else i work with understand any of that stuff at all
<dinosys>more +respects for me
<xtff>dinosys: if they have respect for you, imagine how they would feel about me
<xtff>awwwww yeahhhh
<dinosys>yeah man
<dinosys>you would be a god among men here
<xtff>not just there
<Eleccy>hey hey hey, what has been said about feeding egos
<dinosys>walked into that one
<Ixan>Eleccy: ssssshh, we're trying to see if we get an integer rollover error
<xtff>OM NOM NOM
<xtff>Ixan: my ego can't be stored as integer
<xtff>jesus
<Ixan>maybe he turns into an emokid at -32000 egopoints
<Eleccy>:)
<xtff>what do you mean "turns into" :)
<N`Grath>xtff: your ego can't be stored in an integer because it's irrational
Submitted 2015-09-03 12:32:36
<Berge>Eiendomskatt er fine katter.
Submitted 2014-05-15 22:06:27
<caseyliss>👦 + 👸 = 🔜👶